Faux Pas

Sooo...I was just having a chuckle over something me and a co worker remembered and were laughing at....

Well, I was introduced to a coworker when I came back from maternity. Her name is midge. Well, me being me, I'm absolutely brilliant and have diarrhea of the mouth. I say...midge...hmm...is that short for Midgette (thinking bridgette). As SOON as it came out of my mouth I totally regretted saying it. Her answer: um, yeah...no, Margaret. Boy I felt special.