Thursday, June 12, 2008

Boobies For Sale


Come and get em. They are yours if you want them. I'm done with them. They are too big and saggy. You can have them for free actually, just pay to get em' out and put em' in you. I seriously don't want to hear from someone that I'm lucky. I'm not. My back hurts and I look hideous in shirts and other things. I wanted this bathing suit, it was even the halter type to support them, but they totally were bulging out the sides and the tie at the top looked like it was going to bust open. I refuse to wear a one piece, fug.
So if you want them, you can have them. Hey, maybe I can sell them on ebay...you can sell anything on ebay. hmmmm

4 comments:

Professor said...

If it works selling them on ebay- let me know. mine are going on the auction block too- smaller, tighter, firmer replacements....

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

if you're selling 'em on eBay, can we have pix to see what we're bidding on? >:-}

Kim said...

Um helLO!? *I* wear a one-piece. Actually I have two one-pieces. One black and one green.

*sniff*

Tiburon said...

I will take them! I am so sick of looking like a 12 year old boy with my shirt off.